a story about 2 retarded kids.
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The ULTIMATE Adventures of Ben and Sam
Chapter 1: Ruler
Ben lifted his feet up. Slowly and gently, he put the feet back on the floor. He inched a step closer to the door.
S: "Good job Ben! You've made through an inch!"
B: "I've got to take my ruler just to measure!"
B: "I've got to take my ruler just to measure!"
Ben dug his pockets to find a device. Through abyss infinitum, sweet wrappers and pokemon cards he pulled out the device, the MEASURING DEVICE.
S: "Oh My Gawd What The F*ck Barbecue! YOU DID IT!"
B: "My years of hard training finally paid off"
S: "Oh come on Ben! Measure the inch!!!"
B: "My years of hard training finally paid off"
S: "Oh come on Ben! Measure the inch!!!"
Ben raised the MEASURING DEVICE proudly up high in the air!
B: "SUCCESS ULTIMATUM EXTREME UBER EXCELSIOR!!!!!!"
...And then out of the exhilarating excitement, he dropped the ruler.
B: *GASP*
S: *EPIC GASP*
S: *EPIC GASP*
The ruler fell to the floor, it laid there motionless.
B: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
S: "No! It's the end! The world we now know is once and never will be! It's the ultimatum, IT'S THE END!!!!"
B: "I have failed myself! Oh the heavens above, FORGIVE MEEEE!!!"
S: "No! It's the end! The world we now know is once and never will be! It's the ultimatum, IT'S THE END!!!!"
B: "I have failed myself! Oh the heavens above, FORGIVE MEEEE!!!"
Disappointment of dropping a plastic ruler engulfed their small minds. They could not take the emotions any more.
They collapsed to the carpet floor.